Don,
of course I was making a joke (see the blinking eye?) and I know very well what a Guinea pig is (I am ashamed to say that when I was a student I have "worked" with all kind of rodents...) :-(
Nonetheless, "Italian stallion" is definitely better... Do stallions test keyboards?
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