Here's a blues versionof Gary's song...
Which under the circumstances I felt was more apropos !

"Don't Look Good Naked Blues"

Well, I woke up this mornin', stepped out of the shower,
Took a look in the mirror, lost a lotta my power,
'Cus I'm grey haired and pot-bellied, my teeth lost some of their shine,
Now the lines and craters on my face make shaving take too much time,
Saw my reflection in the mirror, and on the bathroom door
I guess I just don't look good naked anymore

So I went on upstairs, turned the mirror to the wall
I'd hung it there way back when I was trim and I was tall
My muscle tone was much better, the weights I used to test
The way mama looked at me, you could see she liked that best
I used to pose, flex and stretch 'til my arms got real sore
I guess I just don't look good naked anymore

[CHORUS:]
I got the Don't Look Good Naked Blues, sittin' here all alone
I used to go out with the girls, I loved them one and all
now they don't get very close to me
because they're afraid I might fall
I got the Don't Look Good Naked Blues, yeah, yeah, yeah [All wrinkly !]


So I went to my doctor, for my annual exam
Standing there in the buff, he suddenly said "Man"!!!
I said what is it doc, you gotta tell me please,
Do I have some exotic terminal disease,
I need to know right now, He said "NO"....
I guess you just don't look good naked anymore

[CHORUS2:]
I got the Don't Look Good Naked Blues, sittin' there all alone
Me and Nancy had a dancin style, some folks thought it was unique
now it's only when were back to back, That we're dancing cheek to cheek
I got the Don't Look Good Naked Blues, yeah, yeah, yeah [Who was Nancy ?]


So I Went down to the nude beach, to have some seaside fun
stetched out in my birthday suit, ah, soaking up the sun
Watchin' the girls walkin' by get's an old geezer to the fore
Then somebody said there's an old white whale, washed up on the shore
They said call the fire the ambulance, the National Fishery Board
We guess he just don't look good naked anymore

[CHORUS3:]
I got the Don't Look Good Naked Blues, sittin' here alone
My arches they have fallen, Metamucil in the mornin'
The grim reaper's callin', fanny's draggin' the floor
I guess I just don't look good naked anymore!, yeah, yeah, yeah [I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead now ?]

[This message has been edited by S0C9 (edited 07-14-2003).]