A lady called and said she wanted a DJ for her 50th wedding anniversary. I was quick to tell her I was not a DJ. She said, "Yes you are. I have seen you several times."

I almost went into the sermon about the difference between DJ and LIVE music. Then it hit me. I asked her if she knew what the letters D and J were short for. She didn't have a clue.

After a polite explanation she admitted she thought everyone that played music was referred to as a DJ.

After the basic questions about the ages expected to be in attendance and musical tastes, I took the job. But, I am wondering how many other jobs I have turned down because prospects said they wanted a DJ.

Eddie