Ian, I seem to be forming the opinion that you have an affinity for things Yamaha. But, you know, you need to get away from that frozen outcrop. Can't you get Yamaha to swing you a trip to Tronna on some ruse, and then you could slip away at nightfall to a Korg dealer and try a Pa series board for real. You'll never be the same. Play Sonny, and have your dream come true, bye!

I hope you'll gather that the foregoing is written in jest.