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Thanks GJ, Peter, et al for the kind remarks. I needed them !!

Peter - I keep a book into which I save every funny saying or decent joke, for future use. Its called 'My Entertainers Bible' and since I started it in the late 70's, it now has with your superb Age related ones above 3,071 entries (yes - I Index them !!)
Thank you for giving this old fart a good chuckle !!
I have always believed, as an entertainer, you need an extrovert personality, to be larger than life, and have a load of 'Patter' - It certainly helps to cover for your poor Musicianship !!! LOL
Good Night All -
John
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