Tony, you're probably one of the smartest guys on this forum so you must know that I'm only kidding you about your sometimes wonderfully colorful (and usually amusing) expressions. In fact, I think you have a very good insight into the human condition; too bad it doesn't extend to choosing keyboards . If I had to choose one person I'd like to meet in person, you'd be right at the top, right alongside Diki. Now go have your tea and stop trying to ruffle Donny's feathers (think chicken hat - get it)........that's MY job.

chas