Henni, I think that one may be almost as old as Confucius, but still pretty funny!
Ok, since we're on the subject of Stevie Wonder,
and realizing we've got avid golfers (DonM etc.) among us here as well:

At a recent celebrity party, Stevie Wonder met Tiger Woods and mentioned that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger was a bit skeptical that Mr. Wonder could play golf well, but was too polite to say anything. "When I tee off, " Stevie explained, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim. "Tiger was impressed, so Stevie suggested that they play a round. When Tiger agreed, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insisted he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Stevie argued and badgered Tiger until Tiger finally relented. Stevie said "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?" Tiger said "Fine. Pebble Beach". Stevie replied "Midnight!".