Hey Derek! I thought you were my friend

What's all this about a date with my Kay Enna on the 24th Sept. She will be mine in a few days (I hope) and I have been assured by her guardian, that she will be 100% faithful to me. I feel sure that she must have an identical Twin Sister and this what is causing the confusion

This being the case, I think I will decline your invitation for confrontation at dawn, so hang up your semi-quavers and dust off your minums.

As for Albert's Calypso - t'would seem that help has winged it's way from the Norwegian Fjords.
'...Come Mister Tallyman, tally me banana, daylight come and he wanna go home

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Willum