"Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

Here's another one I like..... "I always carry a flask with me in case of snakebite; and just to be on the safe side, I also carry a small snake"

and on his tombstone...."on second thought, I'd rather be in Philadelphia" (after years of proclaiming that he'd rather be in hell than in Philadelphia) .

Guess who said all these famous quotes.

chas