Mariah is worth over 500 million dollars; that's a pretty good haul for someone who (in your mind) is illiterate. Knowing you over the years, Fran (and being one of my favorite guys), I know you had no ill intent...but, if you look at who you were comparing her to and alluding to her 'low IQ', you can see how the OPTICS might make a stranger go "hmmmm, I wonder what he meant by that". OPTICS, brother, OPTICS. Know what I mean.

Your Homey,

chas