Many of you folks know that I now have the Sd-1 that used to be Don Masons. Don forgot to remove his song list that was stuck between the pages of the owners manual. I thought I'd share the secrets of this very successful entertainer with you (remember Don has made hundreds of dollars in the music business). Sorry Don now we'll all make big bucks just like you! Boo, get your pencil!

Here were the top 17 tunes from his set list:

Top Money Makers in Shreveport

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

Funny.....
I do all those songs Sinatra style

Donny,

I sort of pictured you doing those tunes in the Dean Martin genre.

Tom

Belive me I can perform in almost any genre....but Cowboy Dino is a bit of a stretch

If Don has a CD of those, I want one!

Those sound like great tunes.

There is a fellow I know in Key West named Yankee Jack that performs a similar song list. Here are a few of his tunes off of his Live from Key West CD;

• I Can't Get Over You As Long As You Are Still Under Him
• There Ain't Enough Whiskey in Tennessee To Drink The Ugly Off of you
• She's Never Hugged A Parakeet But She's Kissed A Cockatoo

Check out his website HERE

Dave


[This message has been edited by WDMcM (edited 03-30-2006).]

Tom,
I didn't leave my number one all time favorite,
"How Can I Get Over You Til You Get Out From Under Him?"
By the way, I'm putting extra Cayenne pepper on your Crawfish when you come for the jam.
DonM

Anyway, that can't be true, because I never read no stinkin' owners manual!
DonM

Take pics for us

Thanks Guys, you made my day. I been sick for over three weeks and really needed a funny so I could actually laugh and I did, a bunch This is FUNNY
Best to all
Bebp

I'm not cheating, I'm just spreading a little love around.

Don't forget that endearing Country&Western love song,
"I Kissed Her On the Lips,but I Left Her Behind For You"

Ian

or
"you promised me the moon, but all I wanted was Uranus."