Thanks, flowerssupply. Let's hear some of the forum folks' comebacks at these idiots who show up on gigs with tiresome regularity.

One of my faves is: The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

or . . .

Why is it the guys with the littlest peckers have the biggest mouths?

Come on, people . . . let's hear your silver tongues at work.

Now, HOW would you know about the size of his ..........