Hi Gang,
just wanted to say Hi and make sure everybody is ok and still friends
To lighten up the heated discussions, I'll post a couple of jokes for you.
Hope you'll enjoy.
Eric
Subject: BEER
Sad news about beer
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems
irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada revealed the results of
a recent study.
They found the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a half-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when wrong and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing is planned.
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their
television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the bodypart where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand
on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."
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