Hmmmmm, Santa huh?
Let's see ...... I AM rather jolly.....
(sometimes)
I AM rather ....... chunky .......
(somewhat)
I AM rather generous ..............
(within reason)
I DO rely on the glow from my "red" beacon to guide me ............
I chuckle warmly .................
(sorry, that's elves)
I used to come just once a year, but lately ........... (sorry - "R" rated verse)
OK - OK - I accept the nomination !
From now on, I am Uncle Santa !
(at least till Christmas is over)
Now .... all you good little girls - up on Santa's lap !