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#195207 - 10/10/06 03:15 PM
Re: ot/ Smoking ban hits Scotland........
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Registered: 08/28/04
Posts: 2206
Loc: Louisiana, USA
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You reminded me of a goofy story song I wrote. Here's the lyric for your reading agony. I don't know if I have recorded a demo or not, don't recall.
This song was born from my musing one night at a bar, "Who the hell invented cigarettes? Who was this idiot?" I thought of a caveman, "Hey, Gonzo, let's pick some big leaves, dry them, roll them, light them, and suck smoke into our lungs. That oughta be nice!"
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“KEN THE CONMAN CAVEMAN” - Bill Pittman ©2004 Bill Pittman All rights reserved
Ken the conman caveman started it Ken invented booze and cigarettes First Dthing was blueberry beer Then found tobacco leaves grew here Told Gonzo, See these leaves, I got an idear
Ken said when they're dry, we'll roll 'em tight We'll light the end and suck with all our might Gonzo said Aw, come on, Ken Who would want to suck smoke in You're just drunk, your logic sure is thin
But Ken the conman caveman was a pro Drank blueberry beer, made Gonzo roll Movin' 'round the campfire there Dodging campfire smoke for air Gonzo said, See, Ken, smoke's bad, I swear
Soon, Gonzo 'as puffin' like a train Caveman peer pressure was to blame Then Ken said Let's hunt a deer We'll take cigarettes and beer They wheezed thru the forest, all could hear
A cigarette was dangling from his lip Gonzo said, Hey, Ken, we sure look hip Ken said Yeah, at caveman school I was voted Mr. Cool And when you got it, use it, that's a rule
Somehow, Ken got tangled up in vines Stompin' 'round, discovered he'd made wine Wine and cigarettes and beer Just like rednecks hunt a deer Where that came from, now, that much is clear
Yeah, Ken the conman caveman did us in Sold the rights to homo sapiens Adam fell for anything When it came to pleasing Eve And Eve said Ken was sexy, blowing rings
Ken and Gonzo fin'lly lost their mind Neanderthal, a victim of the vine Ken's wife, Barb cut off the kiss And Gonzo's wife stayed really pissed Booze and cigarettes did all of this
They all died without a single kid Thank God, Eve and Adam fin'lly did It could happen again, homo sapiens Ken the conman caveman started it
------------------ Bill Yamaha PSR2000
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~ ~ ~ Bill
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