O.K. if we want to pick on the king . . .
Elvis Presley's Senior Citizen Song
> Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight?
> Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
> Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day...
> When you had all your teeth and your gums?
> Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim?
> Hysterectomy for her, and it's prostate for him.
> Does your back give you pain...do your knees predict rain?
> Tell me dear - are you lonesome tonight?
> Is your blood pressure up, your cholesterol down?
> Are you eating your low-fat cuisine?
> All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot,
> keeps you like a well-oiled machine.
> If it's football, or baseball...he sure knows the score.
> Yes, he knows where it's at...but forgets what it's for.
> So, your gall bladder's gone, and his gout lingers on.
> Tell me dear - are you lonesome tonight?
> When you're hungry, he's not.
> When you're cold, then he's hot
> Then you start that old thermostat war.
> When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right.
> Then you get his great symphonic snore.
> He was once so romantic, and witty and smart.
> How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?
> So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets.
> Tell me dear - are you lonesome tonight?
DonM (no I didn't write it.)

I was pickin on songs as I get a little tired of the load of dependency stuff. I cant think at the minute of a slow country song that is healthy---they must be there though. Pierce

Alright, alright folks,

you guys convinced me. Just downloaded: Jailhouse Rock lyrics from the net.

Played it a couple of times and it joined my act. Nice tune. Fun to play.
Actually UD got me to think after mentioning the Rock & Roll style for this tune. Thanks.

Eric

*The wind beneath my wings
*Angel flyin too close to the ground
*The dance
*For ever and ever amen

There's four, for ya Pierce.

Just to set the record straight ...
"The wind beneath my wings" hit the country charts by Gary Morris way before the Bette Midler film, or the Lou Rawls version.

"How Can I Get Over You 'til You Get Out From Under Him?"
"I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You"
"You Stepped On My Heart and Mashed That Sucker Flat"
That's three more.
Don

"How can I tell you I miss you, when you just won't go away?"
(that's the clean version)

"Your wife is cheatin' on US again"
(actual song title!)

and the everpopular.........

"Loving you has made me bananas !"

O.K, I know we've gotten away from the topic, but do you remember the Conway Twitty/Loretta Lynn duet "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"? Now that's Country!
Don

How about "Still Smoking That Green Green Grass of Home". Who did "The Dance"?

Tom

Garth Brooks did The Dance. Email me if you need lyrics and/or sequence.
Don