Gary,

Sounds to me like some of the gazillion A**h*les that moved down here to southern Virginia may be headed back to wherever the H** they came from up north for the holidays. Maybe the bast**ds will stay there when they get back up there. Hell no ! I'll bet they can't wait to get back out of there and want to ruin our lives by coming back.

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Gary:

From all your posts you are one of the most patient folks I've heard here at SZ. I don't blame you one bit for being so pi$$ed off. You have every right to. You know what they say about payback. I think I would have skipped the $50 bucks and called the POLICE and reported it as a hit and run. That's what I mean about being patient, you are also a gentleman. Not sure I would have been so restrained in the same situation.

Hope your tomorrow goes better!

Gary, you pulling that old"You broke my mirror" trick...again..Maybe you should bump it up to a hundred dollars!!!

Gary, you need a vacation...

Mix a new batch of KICKAPOO JOY JUICE !!!

Hey Gary,

As I was reading the first part of your story I was thinking, "geez, Gary hasn't said anything about moving to Southern California". You mean you have **sholes back there too? Hope things go better the rest of the holiday season. I'm finding that the older I get - the more **sholes I run across - the less patience I have. Take care!!

vc

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Vern

Vern, I thought we had a corner on the market when it comes to **sholes!

Fran, The old mirror will be replaced this morning. I called the junk yard and as I suspected, the price has gone up over the past few years to $35, but I still have to put it on and the temperature this morning is a balmy 19 degrees at 8:30 a.m..

DNJ, last night I calmed the tooth pain with a couple green bananna margarettas and 4 aspirin tablets. I think I have enough margaretta mix to last till Tuesday when the dentist gets back to his office.

Guy, I was older, bigger and a lot meaner than the **shole that smacked my mirror. He backed down real fast when he realized he was caught red handed.

Today is my last Christmas party of the season, a 1-hour nursing home job that's relatively close to home. After 27 Christmas parties I'm glad that this is the last time this year I have to sing all those Christmas songs. Ironically, January's schedule is even more hectic and many of the folks that I performed for this holiday season have already reserved dates for next December. If I keep going at this rate, I'll soon be known as the Donny Pesce of the Chesapeake Bay region.

Cheers,

Gary

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Travlin' Easy

Gary ... Just remember, all those "Jingle Bell Rock's" are makin' the cash register rock ...
t.

Gary,

Did you ad-lib and sing "All I want for Christmas is my old front tooth".

The show must go on. Break a leg. I mean tooth.

Jerry

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Gary.....You be's very lucky that the SOB didn't pull a gun and start blasting...you
got a lot of CRAZIES up there in the DC area
that are packin....now a-days it takes a lot of guts (or should I say a little lower)
to even confront someone on the highway...
God Bless ya....remember UD and the Van...
the CRAZIES are out.....Merry Christmas...
kisses and hugs for Carole....
TR