*To All My Democrat Friends:*

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
the wishee.

*To My Republican Friends:*

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


chas

Humor with a message...always enjoy that from you, Chas.

Have a happy....


R.

To all my Republican friends...

"What Christmas? I have no recollection of that event. If that event ever happened, I was not informed, or if I was informed, my advisers tell me I am under no obligation to disclose whether I was informed. Karl tells me the tapes of Christmas have been erased (which I have no recollection of ever existing, if indeed they ever did exist).

Pay no attention to that tree on the lawn out front...."

To all my Democrat friends....

"Let's grow a spine... Bring ALL our troops home for Christmas. Leave Iraq for Halliburton and Blackwater to police. They are the only ones getting Christmas bonuses this year, anyway..."

Diki, hits pretty close to the facts on both ends.

Thanks,


R.