Me, with a supermodel, chas...? Not likely!
My date is a bit tall (but I like to stretch out), and a bit overweight, but I'm old school... I like a little meat on the bone, gives you something to grip on to.
She's a little long in the tooth, but a keeper. Kept my last one for ten years. She keeps it real, and that is all I'm looking for. Honesty.
She doesn't have all the latest clothes, but at least they don't hide a bulimic karaoke wannabe... Strip MINE down to the bare essentials, and she's rarin' to go! Smooth in the transitions, and all heart! Her moves are deceptively simple, but put mine on top of hers, and it's a night to remember...
As long as she doesn't have a younger sister with a chord sequencer, I think we're gonna make it!
Ain't lust grand...