Oh, and one more thing...
CraigUK committed this outrageous breach of forum etiquette, apologized privately, and wasn't banned.
Neilsh got banned from HIS forum just for trying to join, without so much as a single post.
IF you want to join Craig's forum, obviously, DO NOT expect the same quality of forum moderation as you get here. DO NOT expect your peccadilloes or even outrageously bad behavior to get a second chance (unlike here). DO NOT disagree with the moderator (unlike here). In fact I would suggest joining under multiple names, and posting anything you feel like as your own work (unlike here)...
Just so long as ALL your multiple identities agree with Craig, you should be safe.
If not, just claim drug problems. And see if it doesn't work (unlike here)