I'm selling 3 large mallard rubber ducks. Great squeaking sound. These are great for percussion and sound FX at you gigs.

Brand new Condition
15 Dollars each



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Post some pictures Mike...sounds interesting can you wear them too

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Give em to DIKI....I have no doubt his "act" needs them. Oops I thought you meant rubber chickens..


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Say the Secret Word and the duck will give you $100.
http://timstvshowcase.com/youbety2.jpg

Jerry

Say the secret word, and Kingfrog will flame you on every thread he can find

Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of bein' a king
And then became one?

Neil Diamond lyrics from "I Am,I Said"

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Way I heard it, he only made it to being a Prince..

OUCH!

I was hoping to see the beautiful Princess, myself...

I've had enough frog to last me a lifetime!

Awwwww...you sound unhoppy....maybe even toadly disgusted.



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Or maybe just bitter and frustrated?

Let's take a tad-poll to find out...

Do frog's legs REALLY taste like chicken (hats)?

Look out Fran, I might beat your replies on the podium 802's Post.

Quack, Quack!!!

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Mikey

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I dunno... that might take Froggy coming here and telling us he doesn't NEED to eat frog's legs to know whether they taste like chicken or not...

Nah But I do know this, I dont have to hear you play to know you probably aren't all that much a player either...Sometimes one can just .... know by the way someone puffs themselves up, and no one does that more here than you.

Me I'm just a dried up old tribute singer who made a nice career of it,saw the world,sold a ton of "gift shop" CDs, and retired early in the process. I have no illusions,Sparky...You got Sigfried and Roy in your head........ Mr. wedding singer (which is probably an unintended compliment in your world).


As far as frog goes yeah it tastes like chicken and yeah I have a trunk full of frogs with crowns on them, stuffed, snow globes, cards with crowned frogs, even a rock someone gave me with a frog carved out in it.......
. I have heard all the jokes.....been there done that...Sold the T-Shirts.but I'm open for originality...and creativity.


I knew many people like you DIKI...we had a name for them......Topper. They had to top everyone at all times, be the all knowing, the been there done that guy, desperate to be the "go to" guy for advice and knowledge. Only none went. We just smiled and felt a tinge of empathy.


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Such a sweet amphibian... Probably doesn't even see those three fingers pointing back at him.

Kind of sad, really...

How about those Mallard Ducks for sale!!!

Post title should have been 'duck and cover'!

President of your fan club??

Neil Diamond's grandmother..

No that would be his ex wife