Why thank you, Chas...that's plum nice of you to say. At least this thread has not been fruitless.

Lettuce hope we never have to turnip our noses at anyone's choice of keyboard, and we will Romaine open-minded and squash any unfair comments.

That artichoke you up.

Indeed it did. Absolutely brilliant. Almost as brilliant as the 'don't let the door hit you in the ass' post that preceeded it .

chas