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#298849 - 11/05/10 02:49 PM
Re: Another GEM question..
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Senior Member
Registered: 07/27/05
Posts: 10606
Loc: Cape Breton Island, Canada
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The toothpaste and the keys remind me of the story...
Joe was going to a wake, and Bob offered to tag along. On the way Bob suggested a nipper or two and they both got well sloshed.
As a result Joe couldn't remember the address of the wake. “Where is your friend’s house?” Bob asked.
“I forget the number, but I’m sure this is the street.”
They had walked along for a few minutes when Joe squinted at a house that he thought was it.
So they staggered in but the hall was dark. They opened the door and discovered a living room, which was also dark except for the faint glimmer of candles sitting on the piano.
They went down in front of the piano, knelt and prayed.
Bob stopped long enough to look at the piano.
“Joe,” he said, “I didn't know your friend, but he sure had a fine set of teeth.”
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Yamaha Tyros4, Yamaha MS-60S Powered Monitors(2), Yamaha CS-01, Yamaha TQ-5, Yamaha PSR-S775.
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