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#301111 - 12/17/10 07:16 PM
Re: any suggestions on where to live?
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Senior Member
Registered: 08/28/04
Posts: 2206
Loc: Louisiana, USA
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Originally posted by DonM: Don't come to where I am in North Louisiana. You don't get to experience a lot of snow or ice. You have to mow grass 9 months out of the year. Too much spicy Cajun food (and women). Everybody takes their time doing things--you can't get anybody to HURRY. Government isn't nearly as corrupt as it used to be; it's hard to get by with much. I have to walk 50 yards to play golf, and more than a half mile to launch my boat. If you're going to be away from home for more than a week, it's a good idea to lock your front door. There are no subways or elevated trains. The traffic jam is from 5:00 to 5:15. All the cops know my name, so I can't break any serious laws without embarrassing them. We have the smallest Bowl Game in the history of football. You have to have at least a break-even season and guarantee 38 fans to qualify. Air Force is coming this year. I think it's because they can land free at the AFB. It's hard to drive anywhere on Sunday morning, because of all the traffic from people going to and from church. We had a terrorist threat last week, but it turned out it was just a Mormon with a backpack full of literature. Women still dress like they did in the 70's--long hair, tight jeans and no underwear. No wait, that's a GOOD thing. Anyway, I have all the good music jobs tied up, so go somewhere else. DonM HAHAHA, that is THE best post in the history of SZ. Bar none, I don't give a damn who you are. 'Cept I kinda have a bias. Damn, that's good stuff! I might be only one who appreciates it but you done good! Back to my moonshine.
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