. . . the fascination with the "Royal Wedding". Especially in the U.S. It's all you can find on half the news shows.
I thought kings and queens and lords and ladies were relics from bygone days.
On the other hand, I wouldn't mind BEING a king. Not a queen.
As far as I can tell, the only duties are showing up at fancy parties and getting your hand kissed. In the U.S. our leaders show up at fancy parties and get a different part of the anatomy kissed.
How much money do kings make? How much is that in U.S. dollars?
I hope The Donald doesn't hear about my idea. He might run for king too.
Never mind, I just remembered that kings are not elected, nor appointed, they are procreated.
I CAN procreate though. Or at least I could in my prime. I already have a robe. Does the crown come with the job?
Lord, I hate having a night off.
I wish Chas or Russ lived closer. We could be JAMMING. Either one has enough gear for every person in the Mormon Tallywhacker Choir.
Do Mormons still have extra wives? WHY? So many mysteries in life; so little time. If I've offended anyone they can kiss my royal . . . hand.
DonM

Man, talk about an UGLY QUEEN! I CAN (and probably will) see if I can create a "queenie Mason" graphic for you. BTW, what size boobs do you want? Just the front or front and back? On option # 2 (front and back), you would be "Queenie Donald, the perfect dance partner" (LOL).

Probably good that we're not neighbors. The uncontrolled energy from those two unbalanced, volatile minds would be AWESOME...and keep us in trouble all the time!

REally cool, funny stuff, MASON!


Russ (I wanna be like Don) Lay

Do I detect an air of jealousy?
You'll have to make do with 'POSH & BECKS'

Peter B

You made me google Posh and Becks. I'd never heard of 'em.
Not jealous at ALL, Peter. Unless your handicap is less than 3!

DonM