Thankfully, most of the TRULY weird things I have done were done before the age of this clinical addiction to documenting and sharing EVERY LAST DANG THING you ever did!

I am truly grateful I am not of the generation that will have every embarrassing thing they ever had to do (or wanted to do!) being trotted out on their grand-kids' smartphones in 30 years time for the amusement of all. Some things ARE better left to memory alone!

But an empty football stadium in Milan for an Elvis impersonator and 10 piece band booked by a clueless booking agent that didn't realize that, at Easter in Italy, everyone goes to church or spends it with family is pretty up there. That is, if you don't count every drunken bus ride with the brass band and my accordion. Ah...! Happy Memories! Fortunately, completely without documentation!