Russ, I think you have it all worked out. You are a very wise man and listen to what is in your heart. I only hope that I can be as wise as you are and as sensitive.

chas, I know you really want to be the first Synth Zone member to receive a post humous ban And you know I will lift it a few months later lol. You must know by now you are always welcome here dead or alive.

Chas will probably pass at 120 years old; B-3 at full volume at a premier strip club, having just kicked the S*** out of a jealous boyfriend of the top dancer, who suspects he's been seeing the entire Dallas cowboy cheerleader roster on the side (LOL)!


"jealous" Russ

Chas will be buried in a Dallas Cowboys shirt with a clerical collar. Pallbearers will be Rush, Hannity, Beck, and O'Reilly, and the eulogy will be spoken by George Bush. Dick Cheney, and Laura Ingraham are also scheduled to articulate last words.

Ted Nugent will sing the final farewell song with an accordion backing...playing 'Who Stole The Kiszka Polka'.

The 21 assault weapon gun salute will performed by members of the John Birch Soceity, preceded by a final farewell gospel from Pastor Jerry Jones.

Later Ann Coulter will host a final, no alcohol, dinner party for Chas, however, sorry, only those making over $250,000 are invited. In memory of Chas, she will be signing and selling her books. All profits from the Chas Memorial Dinner will be going to the GOP Super Pack

All of this, of course, will be covered live by 'Fox and Friends'.

What a way to go Chas...

And here I thought nobody loved me .

chas

After much thought, I have decided to make monetary provisions in my will for the following:

1. A (mandatory) seat in Jerry Jones stadium box as Dallas trounces a badly undermanned (decimated by injuries) Eagles team at their next meetup (PAYBACK for his last post).

2. Anger management classes for Russ (The bar fights have GOT to stop).

3. A new TOTL Casio for SqueakD (to replace his old ones).

4. A ticket to the Masters for DonM (the only way he's ever going to get there).

5. A spankin' new TOTL Accordion for Tony (except all the buttons will be 'mute' buttons).

6. A $5000 fund to be paid out in 25.00 increments to Diki for each time he posts something cheerful, positive, and hopeful (a $25.00 BONUS if it's about the Audya or Mediastation).

7. A lifetime supply of Viagra for Fran (just in case one of those young ladies ever said 'yes').

8. Music lessons for a select group of Synthzoners who will be named shortly before I draw my last breath (will also include singing lessons for some).

9. A crate of (mostly) fresh crawfish shipped from NOLA to Brickboo by ExpressMail (along with the CORRECT chords to 'Body and Soul').

10. and finally, in my memory, a 'MOST LOVED SYNTHZONE MEMBER' plaque inscribed with my name, to be mounted in Nigel's living room.

chas

OK ... this thread is OFFICIALLY declared HIJACKED!!!

... sorry, Russ ...

Payback is a bi_ch.

and

As you can see from my new avatar, I have aged since meeting you all...not that long ago. It's not my fault I got old.

No problem at all, TONY. This is GREAT STUFF!

Like I say, the difference between "crazy" and "creative" is $50,000.00 annually.

ANY POSTER HERE WHO MAKES LESS IS JUST A CRAZY SOB. The rest are creative a hell.

Enjoyed every post and appreciate each of you folks.


Russ

Hi Russ, I am both crazy and "creative", but back to your topic.
This can be a serious problem with families as you have shown.
My mother always expounded that whatever she had not spent was to be divided equally between my two brothers and myself.
Although my eldest brother predeceased all of us, we had agreed to still divide three ways including his wife. We found it simple but that may not fit all cases.
I have two daughters and sons-in-law whom I trust implicitly and "The Gardener and I have left "it all" to them equally. (Again, whatever we have not spent)
The Saint
PS I am sure Taike and myself could adequately disperse/dispense your accumulated assets to our satisfaction and solve the monetary situation in both our countries if you cannot resolve this dilemma