I can relate to that, 124, we were made to eat our cereal with a fork to save on milk.

The neighbours weren't any better off...I had a ham sandwich next door, and the piece of ham was that thin, I bet the pig didn't even oink when they cut it off his bum.

Eventually, we were that poor...the mice left.

Ian

A powerful nor'easter will ride up the coast and impact all of New Jersey starting late tomorrow night and lasting well into Thursday afternoon. Somewhere between I-81/I-84 in Eastern PA and just SE of 95 will likely see jackpot accumulations (12 inches of snow or more). SENJ/Coastal NJ will likely see mixing and/or a period of rain that will knock down final accumulations. Everyone ends as heavy accumulating snow though. I'll have another snow map out tonight with amounts. Expect that around 9PM. Be safe!

. . . and what's that got to do with being poor?

I remember mama taking me to KFC and letting me lick other peoples' fingers!

I were so poor that I couldn't even pay attention!!

The only thing poor in this thread is the quality of the jokes.

I'm was so poor, I'd go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

My grandpa took me into a really cheap greasy spoon diner one time.
There was a short-order cook that looked as if he hadn't had a clean shirt on in days. Cigarette hanging from his mouth, sweating profusely, he said "can I get you something?" My dad said "yes, bring us a coconut and a boiled egg, something you can't get your greasy hands on."
Grandpa was like that.
Jokes are getting worse.

Well, Richmond, VA is getting snow as I type this, the weatherman here called for 11 to 14 inches here by mid day tomorrow and that'll kill another couple jobs. Hence the title of this thread - Damned I Hate Winter." At least I was able to fix the snow blower this morning, a little W-40 took care of a rusted auger drive cable and spring.

Cheers,

Gary

It is 1 degree Fahrenheit here, and a VERY COLD degree it is!

It is supposed to shoot up to 2 degrees by morning, and it is expected one of those two degrees will be slightly warmer than the other.

In other weather news, two couples from Glace Bay froze to death at the local Drive-In Theater...they went there to see "Closed For The Season".

And, skeletal remains were found in a tree in the Park, believed to be the winner of last summer's Hide-And-Seek contest.

But first a word from our sponsor, Koologg's, the makers of Ice Krispies..."they don't snap, crackle or pop...they just lie there and shiver".

Now, back to our weather eye, Donny, for the synopsis...