I had the same eye problem at Mat Lauer has at the Olympics. Actually, it's like the pink eye kids get ON ACID!

Painful as hell. You can't focus for about 4 weeks. Expensive drops are required every 4 hours. It's called conjunctivitis.

I had it a few months ago, and I've rarely been more miserable. In fact, I'm still being treated for an infection which is hanging around.

the guy's a real trooper for going back to work so soon.


Russ (I looked like a big white rat-red eyes) Lay

Hey Russ, my cattle used to get "pink eye". I treated them with a purple spray which worked well if you caught them early.
Colour might not suit you, but it might make me laugh!!!!!!

Ray

Actually, Ray, the funny thing about my bout with conjunctivitis is, I played every night. I'd wait until a little kid would come up to the piano; then open my red eyes wide and glare at them.

They'd run off, scared to death.

Purple would have worked better!

R.