Chas, no sexual fantasies on my part - I'm much too old for that. I'm smarter than that as well - at least I think I am. Hopefully, I'm having as much fun entertaining as my audiences are having on the dance floors and sitting at the bars and tables singing along with me. This is show biz. I'm not nearly as competent as a musician as you and most of the other folks on this forum, and never will be. Sure, I'm still learning, but that has always been the case with me. Now, I think I can hold my own as an entertainer, but I am well aware there are many that are better than me in this aspect as well. Now, when the entertainment biz/show biz is no longer fun for me, that's the day when all my equipment will go on Ebay, I'll walk away from the forums, and I'll begin pissing away the kids inheritance on the sailboat.

Cheers,

Gary

Then you're a better man than me. I just try to keep them confined to my own perverted little noggin'.




Best idea ever. I made that decision a long time ago .

chas

So Dave if I want more attention you think it would help if I hung a guitar around my neck while playing the sax?

Man in the 60's R&R the Sax guys got lots of attention. A while back Matt Lauer and Katie Couric said it was the sexy UPS uniforms. I'll never figure this stuff out.

Dude, go for the UPS suit, a Tele, and a Selmer Mk.VI and man, to quote a line from the movie The Commitments, "they'll be throwing their knickers on the stage!" Oh, the humanity.

THE COMMITMENTS!!!! Awesome flick. Love it.

Gary ... I love ya man, but I don't think you've had enough hair for a lady to run her fingers through in quite a while ...

UD ... good comments ... like me, I am sure many of us have been the background music for marriage proposals, professions of love, etc. ... it's a great ride ...
BTW, I met MY wife at the accordion school we were both studying at ...

I'm surprised no one has posted that pic of the blonde in the UPS 'uniform' ...

Tony, there's still enough hair for the ladies to do that, but I have to wear a hat during the summer to prevent sunburn while sailing. Yeah, I know the hair's pretty darned thin, but we all have to live with the cards we're dealt.

Cheers,

Gary

OH YEAH! Every muso should see it. The quintessential 'been there, done that' movie. I don't know how many times I've watched it.