I gotta get one of those ...

this is still my favorite bumper sticker
























Duane

Both of those bumper stickers are pretty darned funny.

Saw this one the other day which made me laugh.

"LET'S CURE VIRGINITY IN OUR LIFETIME"

Predictably, it was near a college campus (UGA).

chas

Love it !! I want one !!

Found it and a bucnch of others. Some real funny stuff.

Check out the A# babe (spelled with notes on a staff ) very clever.

http://www.zazzle.com/musician+bumperstickers

How about Ab chested babe .

chas

How about Ab chested babe .

chas

Cute, but you can't spell that out with notes on a staff. that was the clever part of the other one.

C, E flat and G walk into a bar and the bartender says: “Sorry we don’t serve minors”, so E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me.
I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.”
Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

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Ian