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#408731 - 09/22/15 07:38 PM Woman attacking her husband with his guitars....
Eric, B Senior Member Registered: 12/15/99 Posts: 2029 Loc: Ventura, Ca, USA	This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. The judge asked "First offender?" She replied, "No, first a Gibson, second a Fender" Edited by Eric, B (09/22/15 07:39 PM) _________________________ Genos, PSR-S970, TC Helicon VoiceLive3, Mackie 802-VLZ3 Mixer, 2 Bose L1 Pro16, Electro-Voice ZXA1 Subwoofer
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#408735 - 09/22/15 10:36 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
tony mads usa Senior Member Registered: 01/16/02 Posts: 14376 Loc: East Greenwich RI USA	_________________________ t.
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#408758 - 09/23/15 09:47 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: tony mads usa]
captain Russ Senior Member Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 7305 Loc: Lexington, Ky, USA	Had an irate ex break a 175 in half on my front steps one time. Dam, I miss her (the guitar). Russ
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#408770 - 09/23/15 01:11 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: captain Russ]
Mockie Member Registered: 04/05/08 Posts: 310 Loc: Dublin Ireland	Guys,....dont fret about it _________________________ Roland Juno DS-88 Roland BK-7m. Midi Accordion
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#408774 - 09/23/15 02:50 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
DonM Senior Member Registered: 06/25/99 Posts: 16735 Loc: Benton, LA, USA	String her up! _________________________ DonM
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#408782 - 09/23/15 05:40 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Wring her neck! _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408783 - 09/23/15 06:13 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: DonM]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Quit pickin on her.
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#408784 - 09/23/15 06:56 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Ah, let it slide! _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408791 - 09/23/15 08:51 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Taike]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: Taike Ah, let it slide! You're right. Don't want to burn any BRIDGES.
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#408792 - 09/23/15 08:58 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Jerryghr]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Mess with the "capo" and you'll end up with a "plectrum" in your rectum! _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408794 - 09/24/15 12:15 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Taike]
Bachus Senior Member Registered: 03/02/06 Posts: 7143	Originally Posted By: Taike Mess with the "capo" and you'll end up with a "plectrum" in your rectum! actually the guy was quite lucky he didnt play a hammond organ or a grand piano.... _________________________ Yamaha Genos, Roland Jupiter 80, Ipad pro. http://keyszone.boards.net
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#408796 - 09/24/15 02:59 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Bachus]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	It was a SETUP! All he wanted was some ACTION! _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408798 - 09/24/15 05:46 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	She was petite but had a SOLID BODY. _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408799 - 09/24/15 05:48 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	Serves him right. Bet that's the last waitress HE tries to PICKUP. _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408802 - 09/24/15 07:20 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: cgiles]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: cgiles Serves him right. Bet that's the last waitress HE tries to PICKUP. I heard she worked at the Whammy Bar
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#408803 - 09/24/15 08:06 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	A lot of BENDING over going on in that bar. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408804 - 09/24/15 08:14 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Taike]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: Taike A lot of BENDING over going on in that bar. The boys in the bar used to refer to her as Humbucker.
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#408807 - 09/24/15 09:07 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Jerryghr]
captain Russ Senior Member Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 7305 Loc: Lexington, Ky, USA	Actually, she caught him messing around with another girl's "G" string. R.
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#408813 - 09/24/15 10:39 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
btweengigs Senior Member Registered: 09/09/02 Posts: 2204 Loc: Florida, USA	Were they NECKing?
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#408816 - 09/24/15 11:10 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: btweengigs]
travlin'easy Senior Member Registered: 12/08/02 Posts: 15576 Loc: Forest Hill, MD USA	Originally Posted By: btweengigs Were they NECKing? Hmmmm! They may even have been plucking. _________________________ PSR-S950, TC Helicon Harmony-M, Digitech VR, Samson Q7, Sennheiser E855, Custom Console, and lots of other silly stuff! K+E=W (Knowledge Plus Experience = Wisdom.)
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#408818 - 09/24/15 11:52 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: travlin'easy]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: travlin'easy Originally Posted By: btweengigs Were they NECKing? Hmmmm! They may even have been plucking. That's when she got an OVATION.
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#408828 - 09/24/15 04:53 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: travlin'easy]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	Originally Posted By: travlin'easy Originally Posted By: btweengigs Were they NECKing? Hmmmm! They may even have been plucking. Yeah, she's nothing but a little STRUM-pet. _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408830 - 09/24/15 04:55 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	Ok, now that we've identified all the SICK minds on SZ...... . _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408831 - 09/24/15 05:17 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: cgiles]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Originally Posted By: cgiles Originally Posted By: travlin'easy Originally Posted By: btweengigs Were they NECKing? Hmmmm! They may even have been plucking. Yeah, she's nothing but a little STRUM-pet. True! But no man could resist her as she knew every POSITION. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408832 - 09/24/15 05:36 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
124 Senior Member Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 2195	Including all kinds of per . . . er, inversions.
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#408833 - 09/24/15 05:44 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: 124]
Eric, B Senior Member Registered: 12/15/99 Posts: 2029 Loc: Ventura, Ca, USA	You guys are a riot I am enjoying this threat very much .... Keep em coming... _________________________ Genos, PSR-S970, TC Helicon VoiceLive3, Mackie 802-VLZ3 Mixer, 2 Bose L1 Pro16, Electro-Voice ZXA1 Subwoofer
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#408834 - 09/24/15 05:57 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Too much VIBRATO would knock her off her FOOTSTOOL, though. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408835 - 09/24/15 06:02 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: Eric, B You guys are a riot I am enjoying this threat very much .... Keep em coming... She didn't care for men in the Wammy Bar because most of them acted like f-holes.
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#408836 - 09/24/15 06:13 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	She thought the CUTAWAY type was irresistible, though. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408837 - 09/24/15 06:41 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Things started to settle down until her Daughter and Sunburst into the bar.
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#408839 - 09/24/15 07:00 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Jerryghr]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Originally Posted By: Jerryghr Things started to settle down until her Daughter and Sunburst into the bar. Both had AMPle RACKs. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408840 - 09/24/15 08:05 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	She was pretty high-STRUNG. _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408841 - 09/24/15 08:06 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	She got in a few guitar licks. _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408842 - 09/24/15 08:13 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
cgiles Senior Member Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 6703 Loc: Roswell,GA/USA	With her knife to his NECK, death was just one CUTAWAY. Ok, I'll stop. _________________________ "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]
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#408843 - 09/24/15 08:22 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	His last breath was like a PENTATONIC SCALE. Then he was no more. Edited by Taike (09/24/15 08:23 PM) _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408844 - 09/24/15 08:38 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Taike]
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#408846 - 09/24/15 08:43 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	Her excuse was that he didn't want to pay the TAB. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408848 - 09/24/15 10:15 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
travlin'easy Senior Member Registered: 12/08/02 Posts: 15576 Loc: Forest Hill, MD USA	I wonder if she went strapless? Gary _________________________ PSR-S950, TC Helicon Harmony-M, Digitech VR, Samson Q7, Sennheiser E855, Custom Console, and lots of other silly stuff! K+E=W (Knowledge Plus Experience = Wisdom.)
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#408852 - 09/24/15 11:49 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
124 Senior Member Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 2195	For a moment I thought you said STRATless.
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#408853 - 09/25/15 02:03 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	The judge sentenced her to CHICKEN PICKING. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408857 - 09/25/15 07:00 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Taike]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: Taike The judge sentenced her to CHICKEN PICKING. Or Hammer-on the chain gang. Take your Pick
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#408858 - 09/25/15 07:13 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
Taike Senior Member Registered: 03/28/02 Posts: 2814 Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)	She'll pick that ball and chain in a PINCH. _________________________ 最猖獗的人权侵犯者讨论其他国家的人权局势而忽略本国严重的人权问题是何等伪善。
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#408861 - 09/25/15 09:20 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Taike]
OldNewb Member Registered: 01/19/04 Posts: 638 Loc: Shorewood Wi. USA	Bah, I heard she was a HagStrum Bet she really LesPaulverized him! _________________________ Thank You The old Newb
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#408863 - 09/25/15 10:38 AM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: Eric, B]
124 Senior Member Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 2195	She was only a guitarist's daughter, but she couldn't keep her pegs together.
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#408865 - 09/25/15 12:26 PM Re: Woman attacking her husband with his guitars.... [Re: cgiles]
Jerryghr Senior Member Registered: 01/14/02 Posts: 1497 Loc: Buffalo, NY	Originally Posted By: cgiles She was petite but had a SOLID BODY. Don't play with her knobs or you could end up in deep treble. Edited by Jerryghr (09/25/15 12:28 PM)
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