I thought I'd Google "musican jokes" on the Internet for my routine. This is what I came up with. They really ARE......"cornier than Kellogg's Corn Flakes."

musician jokes

But.......this one is something we can all relate to:

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar

Hi Mark......all very funny thanks for sharing

Someone in a nursing home once asked my friend Dean Mathis what was the difference in a violin and a fiddle and he told them, "You can't play Foggy Mountain Breakdown on a violin." Now that is profound!

JerryGHR