Woah, that was funny!

A few years ago we had a blizzard, and I was coming out of a gig in Chicago. There were cars everywhere stuck in the snow. This guy in a business suit asked me for a push. I said sure. He said no one else would help him. He then lead me to the playground swings, and I pushed him for a half an hour.

Shy young cadet at the Military Academy did fine until he tried to switch majors.

(That one got me a check from Playboy a few years back).

R.

Larry funny thing he is from Chicago also...lol

And tickets for his March show at Mohegan Sun 2020 show in Connecticut are $1615.00 for close up floor seats to $178.00 for 'nosebleed' section ...

Tony worth every penny he use to open for Andrew Dice Clay also,...saw him last year here,......
he will be at Borgata Hotel casino in Atlantic city soon also.......
see the show then Steak dinner at Wolf Gang Pucks restaurant .....then some craps oh yeah!!

3 card poker for me ...

But I can see him on Showtime or HBO for a lot less, and enjoy TWO dinners at Wolfgang's ...

I was in a pet shop last week and asked the young lady behind the counter if she'd had a cockatoo in lately. That's how I got this black eye.

My wife found a pair of panties in my car the other day. I told here they were from my Christmas gig the other night. They were Carol's.

Jerryghr

My wife has gotten to where she likes to have sex in the back seat of the car.
But she wants me to drive.
My wife likes to talk to me when she has sex. Called me last night from a motel room.

I was the loneliest man at the topless beach that summer. My friend, the adonis lifeguard, told me that my luck would change if I wore a tight swimsuit and slipped a potato inside. However, the next day, all I got from the ladies was looks of disgust and disdain. I asked my friend what I was doing wrong. He said, "You idiot! The potato is supposed to go in front!"