Saw this on Eileen's forum. Roland posted it.

Worried about toilet paper? Do this:
https://got-paper.com/

Deane

All the stores are out of toilet paper here - absolute insanity!

Gary

toilet paper? How about eggs? We've been out of eggs for 3 days now!

Same problem in the UK. Why do these people need so much toilet roll. This virus is not well known for causing stomach upsets although apparently it can with some people.

Anyway, when I was a kid (70 years ago) we used newspaper but I could never get clean with the glossy magazines.

Alan

I'm going to Bass Pro shop and getting a catalog.
Actually our normal supply will most likely last a few weeks. Surely the toilet paper trees will be ready to harvest by then.
So far no shortage of eggs, but just in case, my wife's niece has chickens and always has eggs for sale.
My brother-in-law just sent me enough venison to last a few months if it were to come to that.
Also Taco Bell has started delivery service, and they include napkins with each order.

Those old Sweetwater catalogs will come in handy!!

The daily newspaper is a bargain at 60 cents a day..

60 CENTS ?!?!? The Providence rag up here costs $3 at a newsstand ...

My wife says you are correct...wow.. it still might be worth it..in a pinch

Since all my gigs are cancelled, I am using the opportunity to memorize all my music.

I will be cutting all my sheet music into 6" squares.

Jerryghr

I have many boxes of all music books and a many binders containing typed lyrics. Maybe time to put them on Ebay.