While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

My wife still hasn't forgiven me for that.

chas

PS: Good one, Fran

That's as funny as my Superbowl joke!

Five minutes before kickoff, a news cameraman noticed that there was an empty seat, right on the 50 yard line, so he sent a reporter down to find out why. The reporter asked the gentlemen in the adjacent seat "why is this seat empty, just as the game is about to start?" The man answered ... "My wife and I have been coming to the Superbowl together for 40 years, but sadly, she has passed, so this year year I will watch alone." The reporter hesitated for a moment, then asked "With all due respect to your wife's memory, sir ... wasn't there a friend, or relative you could bring with you today?" ... The man responded ... "They're all at the funeral!"

I wonder how stand up comedians are holding up
without a stage or audience..

Thanks Fran for giving me a morning chuckle. Even if it’s Mother’s Day

Always looking on the bright side, eh? Whatever happened to just enjoying a good joke?

Thanks for the laughs guys ...
And Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there ...

About the same as every other entertainer ... and perhaps polishing their act to the best they can be when they are back at it ...