The Amish-man's wife announced she was going into town for groceries.

"See when when you get back", says the husband and off to his fields he went.

As the wife was going along in her horse and buggy, a cop appears behind her with his lights on.

She stops the carriage and waits.

"Yes, officer?", the Amish woman asks when he gets up to her open window.

"Ma'am, one of the blinkers on your buggy is not functioning."

"I'll have my husband take care of that as soon as I get home, sir."...

"And another thing...", says the officer, "I should cite you right now for animal cruelty!", barked the officer...

"What's the matter?", responds the woman...

"Your reins pass through the front window of your buggy and are wrapped around one of the horse's testicles!... That is DEFINITELY a violation of the law!" cranked the officer.

"I'll have my husband take care of that first, thank you!", replied the woman.

Finally, the Amish woman gets back home and is carrying the groceries back into the house.

Her husband comes in from the field...

"How did it go?", inquires the husband.

"Oh, OK... Sort of...", responds the wife.

'What happened?", asks the husband...

"Well, says the wife... I got pulled over by an officer of the law."...

"He said one of the blinkers on the buggy isn't blinking"...

"OK...", says the husband, "That's easy to fix"...

"Anything else?"...

"Yes... He said something about the emergency brake"...