Doug, as a man who appreciates the tranquil harmony and flowing lines of natural flora, fauna and landscape, if I sent you a picture of my garden, I would be afeared you would have a heart attack, so this is not a good idea!
As to the pesky exes, if you want any zips then you only have to ask... this would be a cheaper alternative.
But before I spent any money I'd have a good hunt around the Mac web, because someone somewhere may have done a little program to zap those exes, who knows, and surely a Mac forum might point the way?