check out this song for a few good laughs.
I just don't look Good Nekid Anymore at the URL in the post further down this list. The original post was downloaded the 25 time limit and then it goes blank. I have put it up once again at Glen's request, See below.
Best
Bebop

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Bebop:
Great song Great rendition, funny.
This you play'n the geeter, and sang'n?

Good job........Pose

NAH POSE,
I am a jazz player, but I liked it. Guy up in Oregon sent it to me. It is funny for sure.

hi bill,that cheered me up,and it also made me sad,you see my hair is starting to recede and my gut is getting bigger,so i don,t feel the same,,,, anymore,,, he he,mike

Bebop:
Sorry I should have known better, If you were playing the guitar there would'nt be any open chords, It would have been full of 9th's 13th's dim7's and have a bossa beat..he he ......I also love Jazz.....Pose

Bebop,
Can you check the link, because the file is not there.

Thanks
Larry

Larry,
Once the song has been downloaded 25 times it is deleted. so it is probably gone
Bebop

I've been performing this song for about 5 years now. Now, Hank (the lurker) and Don Mason are using it, and their audiences rave about it as well.

Fire up Country Swing on the PSR-3000 or Tyros and you're ready to go. Here are the lyrics.

"I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore"

Stepped out of the shower, and got a good look at myself
grey haried, pot bellied, I thought I was somebody else
I saw my reflection in the mirror, on the bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So I'm going upstairs and turn my, bathroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I used to pose and flex and stretch, until my arms got sore
I guess I don't look good naked anymore

CHORUS:
I used to go out with the girls, I loved them one and all
now they don't get very close to me
because they're afraid I might fall

I went to the doctor, for my annual medical exam
Standing there in the buff, suddenly he said "Man"!!!
I said what is it doc, some fatal disease
I've got to know the score
He said "NO" you just don't look good naked anymore

Chorus2:
Me and Nancy had a dancin style, some folks thought it was unique
now it's only when were back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Went down to the nude beach, to have some seaside fun
stetched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun
somebody said there's an old white whale, washed up on the shore
I just don't look good naked anymore

My arches have fallen, the grim reaper's callin'
and my fanny's draggin' the floor
I just don't look good naked anymore!

Enjoy,

Gary

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Travlin' Easy

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Gary,
thanks for putting up the lyrics. That was good of you.
Best,
Bebop

Bebop, any chance you could put it up again? Thx

Glenn