I see guys in my back yard (golf course) spending lots of money and getting frustrated most of the time. I'm getting paid to play, having more fun, and we certainly get more babes than golfers do!

Glenn

Glenn ... ever see the wives of the tour players ... ain't one married to an ugly
woman !!!
t.

We play because we all have big egos. We need to perform and show off to other people.


Tom


Don,

You have to get up before 7 to play golf just to escape the heat. Up here we have to get up before August!

There are no ugly women!!! Even those women are having there own charme... ...really!!!

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Wow!! I suppose it's not very politically correct these days to say this, but that pic reminded me of the old Hoagy Carmichael song that goes something like:

Oh gee, ain't it grand to have a girl so big and fat
So when you go to hug her you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug and chalk and mark the place where you began
Then one day, I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' round the other side,
And over the mountains, and down the great divide.

Oh, they don't write them like that anymore - probably get locked up.

I'm with Renig;

I WAS BORN TO BE A MUSICIAN!!!

Started playing drums at 5 years old with natural groove and timing, singing at 7, then piano at 18.

As the old 60's song says:

"if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, better make an ugly woman your wife"

They indeed don't write them like they used to.

Tom

Hate to be a bubble burster....but the line is in fact..
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life"
"Never make a pretty woman your wife"
"So from my personal point of view..."
"Get an ugly girl to marry you"
...based on this scenerio...I must be VERY unhappy!!



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...shboom

I knew it was something like that.