Oh well, not on empty stomach.
http://www.worldjumpday.org/

As John Mcenroe would say -
'You cannot be s......'

That reminds me on Van Halen's song JUMP!!!



Do they want to create a giant earth quake? Imagine all the people in the whole world would jump at the same moment - 7,000,000,000 people - stamping their feed at the same time. That's awful, gruesome and fearsome...



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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Hey Sheriff:

How about 721,000,000,000,000,000 picnic ants marching in time carrying a pebble of sand......HeHeHe.....pose

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Wow, ANTS!!!
Which color do they have? Pink or yellow? Please, let me know as fast as possible.


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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Hahaha!

Sure why not, leave it to German's... Hehe Sheriff

Phil

Hey, Phil, there's no reason for laughing! In some cases ants could be very terrible creatures - especially when they're wearing pink or yellow colors...


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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

After a respectful time, I wanted to enlist people around the world to fart in unison in honor of a recently deceased president.

I wanted to call it a "ripper for the gipper"

Russ

HEY CAPT!

WHAT'SHA TRYING TO DO "FUMIGATE ALL MY ANTS"............................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................. ................................................[COLUMN--RIGHT TURN--HUAAAH!]...................................................... ....................Pose....Ur Lefts Ur lefts Ur lefts/rights/lefts.......................................................................




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I want to enlist my name at first, Capt. Russ. I'm willing to fight...ahem...fart in the front line - FART AGAINST THE ANTS!!! *yeah*


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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Yes it is, and in the meantime I'll exercise as best as I can.......


GJ

Oh, man! And I've asked myself all the time: "Where, the h*ll, do the vibrations come from?"
Please, don't jump between 3:00am and 12:00pm because their are the sleeping hours here in Germany (add 9 hours to get my local time)!!!


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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

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