I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was really hot and attractive for 60, we drank a few beers & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double. I said what is that? She replied a mother and daughter 3some.

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that "tonight was my lucky night."

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs: "Hey ma you still awake?"

Good one, Jerry. Like I've said before, country ham is old, wrinkled and smells bad, but people dig the hell out of it!

R.