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#93421 - 09/11/03 02:45 PM
Re: Help needed
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Registered: 12/08/02
Posts: 15576
Loc: Forest Hill, MD USA
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Boo,
You're probably gonna' find this one hard to believe, but it works. About 30 years ago I was a newscaster for one of the local radio stations. I walked in to the studio one morning to do the 7:00 a.m. newscast, which takes about 15 minutes and my voice was totally shot. My throat felt like a piece of raw beef and looked equally as bad. The studio director, who was as old as I am now, said "Go into the frig, open that jar of sour onions and pop one in your mouth--you'll be just fine, at least for as long as the newscast takes. I took his advice, and within seconds after eating the sour onion, my voice was back, sounded as good as ever and the pain was completely gone. The effects last about an hour at best, but I've been using this technique ever since. Essentially, the vinegar anesthesizes your vocal folds and much of your throat. Additionally, the vinegar apparently cuts through any mucus that may have accumulated on the vocal folds. As for the booze, forgattaboutit! Sudafed, those little red pills, are great to dry up the post-nasal drip, which also helps keep you going when you have to perform with a cold. Keep in mind, however, that they are an antihistamine and will dry you out and make you a bit drowsy.
Good Luck,
Gary
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#93429 - 09/12/03 07:05 PM
Re: Help needed
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Senior Member
Registered: 02/04/01
Posts: 2071
Loc: Fruita, Colorado, USA
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Everything went great. I took the (generic cheaper)sudafed and bought two of those little shot bottles at the liquor store. You guys know me. I bought the cheap Jim Beam stuff. It doesn't matter to me. I don't drink enough to know the difference. Only for gigging ocasions. It really calms me down.
Anyway, several contractors I've known for the past 25 years were there. They were literally shocked, as they all know me as a brick layer.
If the lady that got me the job ( I called it the job for Dave's benefit) would have told me the Mayor and a Councilman was going to be there, I probably would have chickened out.
The Councilman was listening intently even when people were trying to converse with him. I play my horn with a New Orleans flavor and I know he reconized the sound. So he comes up and wants to know if I would do Basin Street Blues for him.
I had been playing the horn for about an hour. At this time I was singing and playing the keyboard. I've sang and played Basin Street around the house a few times, but didn't feel I should do it as I hadn't played it for over a year. And besides I didn't have the Fake Book with me with the lyrics. So, I told him I'd do something he'd like and I did "Do You Know What It means to Miss New Orleans".
I had a drink while setting up and played keyboard and sang while three or four caters were setting up. It would have helped if they would have said that sounds nice. I guess they were too busy.
Later the bartender said he really enjoyed what I did. He said he was 37. That's younger than one of my sons.
Somewhere in the middle of the evening I turned up the sound and I did Soul Seranade and got quite a bit of attention, and yes, every body still really likes Yakety Sax and nobody plays it but me and Boots Randolph. At least I've never heard anyone play it except a buddy of mine in New Orleans.
Even Jamey Abersole advises all of the Jazz tenor men to learn Yakety Sax in his literature. I think many jazz guys think it is beyond their diginity to play such a tune. But the folks really listen up when I play it.
I don't think I'll need a drink to get started next time. It was a great experience for me. I wasn't anywhere near as nervous this time around. The last thing I did solo had me jittery for a month before it happened.
I hate to go around offering to aduition and play for free. It's much better to have them ask you to play. I didn't even give a price. I asked what did they expect to pay? They said $300. Wish I could do that a few times a month. If I want to play more I will probably have to go beat the bushes. Donny this is where the Little Green Monster would be handy for quick short auditions. And it sounds good.
I think Don, Dave, Scott and Donny would have trouble in this town making a living. It's just not a party town like New Orleans. I need to move to New Jersey.
I enjoy the stories here on the forum as much as the valuable info I've gleened over the past couple of years. Hope you guys enjoy this one.
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