I can't believe you're still using those stone-age hardware samples!!!

Hasn't anyone ever told you about the benifits of today's latest new range of software samplers??????????

Oh man, you are sooooooooooooooooo out of touch! I thought everyone knew by now that those hardware samplers are ancient relics. You must be a member of a Human League tribute band or something like that.

Don't worry- I'll come back in a few hours when I've got a little more time and give you an in-depth lecture on the implications of obsolescence for post 90's musical equipment.