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#170130 - 08/02/06 05:56 AM Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
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If you click on any thread (on the Synthzone) you will see an ad for piano lessons at the top under PSR3000. Has anyone tried this out? If so, comments? http://www.new-piano.com/
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#170131 - 08/02/06 09:04 AM Re: Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
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Ugh! The site requires that I register with my name & email. The company (or the person) that owns the site is not listed.

I don't know why they collect emails but to me the content of the page is no different than the multiple Viagra offerings I collect everyday in my official email account.

Could you repost the article somehow?

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#170132 - 08/02/06 09:35 AM Re: Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
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How did this gutless wonder unlock the secret instant piano mastery?
"How A Frazzled Piano Rookie From Macon, Georgia Stumbled Across An Surefire Way To Learn How To Play Any Piano Or Keyboard In Just 15 Minutes A Day ...Guaranteed!"
Keep reading to find out how YOU can instantly learn these same "secret patterns" right now!

From: Albert Edge
Date: Wednesday, August 2, 2006
Atlanta, GA.

Dear Friend,

You know what, Let's keep this simple.

I'm going to be straight and narrow with you:

Absolutely nothing in life comes easy.

But, that said, there IS such a thing as a "shortcut".

And you know what?

It is OK to take ethical shortcuts. Actually, most smart people do.

And you know what else?

The traditional ways of learning piano are the OPPOSITE of a shortcut to "true" mastery. They simply make you work like a dog, for VERY little reward.

And this is coming from an "International Recording Artist" who once tried that method.

Many, many, times over!

I know it's frustrating. Actually, I've been in your shoes, but now things are VASTLY different for me (as they will be for you to!).

But it wasn't always this way. I used to be REALLY bad.

I was not only "bad", I was probably...

The Worst Piano Players In The World!

If this sounds all to familiar to you, then don't worry. And please don't go throw in the towel just yet.

Because I've got something VERY important to tell you.

Now come a little closer ...

It's Not Your Fault!

I know, your thinking "Well Albert, there are hundreds ... maybe THOUSANDS of great piano and keyboard players out there".

Sure that's true, but do the research on most all popular pianist and you'll find a vast majority of them are self taught ...and there is a reason for that.

The "classic" ways of teaching people piano are horribly frustrating! I mean who really wants to waste hundreds of hours (and dollars) doing mundane work that takes YEARS to reap even the smallest of benefits.

These days who honestly has the time, money, or patience for this type of mental suffering!

Hey, I know you want to see instant change but unfortunately that is impossible.

Until now...

The Secret Patterns

I have developed an insanely controversial and effective technique that has turned the heads of hundreds.

And guess what. People are talking for a reason.

These visual "secret patterns" I have discovered will make you KICK yourself for not learning this sooner. I guarantee you will never even LOOK at a piano or keyboard the same way (I literally GUARANTEE it!).

You see, like a lot of other people, I'm a piano and keyboard playing addict.

I've feel like I've spent more hours behind a piano or keyboard than eating and sleeping combined, but I can honestly say my countless hours of work have paid off (for both me AND you).

Here's why:

Now when I sit down at a piano (even if it's in a room full of strangers), not only am I not nervous or scared about how I will play ...I know that people are going to be absolutely blown away.

EVERY SINGLE TIME.

And I personally would not trade that feeling for anything in the world.

I mean think about it, can you blame me?

What's even MORE mind-blowing is that I've played while 10 year piano students are watching. and they simply can not understand how I can make up instant masterpieces on the spot. They are totally bewildered at my unique style and how I can pick out any tune within a matter of minutes.

And you know why? Because they've wasted THOUSANDS of dollars and all they can do is simply read some mediocre sheet music.

I don't blame them for being mad. They have every right to be.

Because unfortunately piano lessons are not only unfulfilling; they don't yield good results!

Plain and simple, the average "Piano Lessons" are almost always WRONG.

And you know what?

Professional Piano and Keyboard
Teachers Hate Me

The reason why is because my simple little training system has become wildly popular ...and it's making them look bad!

I know that sounds ridiculous but it's true.

Why?

Because It Works

Almost too well.

It doesn't take weeks of boring piano lessons, and you don't have to pay someone a fortune to come to your home and train you personally.

And what's best is you don't have to deal with any egotistical piano teacher, some monotonous boring book, or even worse ...trying to figure out what some random guy on a CD is attempting to explain to you.

It's all about you having FUN in the comfort of your own home on your time...and getting super-fast results.

Click here to place your secure order and get instant access!

In fact, if you can spare 10 minutes a day, you will be playing up to 20x better than you are right now.

Why Only 10 Minutes A Day?

Because that is how EFFECTIVE this course is. Believe it or not, it simply does not take THAT long to learn this system. There is an absolute ton of information in the course, and I have included NINE different videos that explain EVERY INCH in detail.

And when you listen to it, you'll be BLOWN AWAY with how easy it is to become not only a piano player, but a piano master.

Here's just some of what you'll discover in this 9 Video Course...

The "instant trick" that will have you sounding better than 99% of other piano players the first night ...even if you've never SEEN a piano or keyboard before.
The number one fatal mistake almost all piano players make, and how to make sure you never do it.
The simple secret patterns that will cut your training down by 84%, and have you sounding like a professional concert piano almost overnight.
This breakthrough Video Training System is guaranteed to eliminate bad piano playing forever ...in only 15 minutes a day.

I know that's a bold promise and it might sound a little "over the top" ...but it's true, and I can back up every word.

The bottom line is this: My system is 100% guaranteed to work for you ...just like it's worked for countless others.

And every day, more piano players just like you are giving it a try...

If you've never even touched a piano before, but want to learn without all the "hassle" of traditional systems, then this will work for you.
If you've tried to learn piano before in the past with no luck, this will work for you.
If you're a professional piano player who wants to "step up" your piano playing to a whole new level, then this WILL work for you.
In my course I will teach you a time-tested and perfected Piano Training Formula. This formula is a simple step-by-step plan you will follow anytime you want to learn everything from simple techniques to advanced piano tactics that have NEVER been revealed before..

This is the ONLY course of it's kind. It is hands-down the ONLY course that can benefit a brand new player just as well as a seasoned keyboard or piano playing veteran.

I know this because I've seen it happen. Again and again...

This formula was tested, tweaked, and used on hundreds of players during the 15 years I've discovered it. It will work for you, it will work for your neighbor, and it will work for any human in the world that wants to learn these hidden "secret patterns" of piano playing.

You Get Results Fast, And You Enjoy The Process

Think about it:

Times are different now. 99% of all Piano and Keyboard tutorials are based on the SAME principles that people have used for over A CENTURY!

We live in the "information age". A time in life where we can instantly have what we want when we want it. You are accustomed to getting FAST results and not having to drudge your way through countless hours of boredom to get it.

For the price of ONE traditional piano teaching lesson, you can have this complete course at your fingertips for whenever you need it.

But even MORE important than that, by using my extremely powerful course, you will be playing the piano like you absolutely NEVER IMAGINED.

It's your choice. Learn the "old fashioned" way and wait for YEARS to see results. Or learn with this just released new system and see results within minutes.

Yes... this video course is THAT powerful. Guaranteed!

There is no time constraining appointments, there is no embarrassments from not practicing enough before your 'next lesson', and better yet ... nothing like this has EVER been available before to the public.

See, what most people don't realize is that playing the Piano or Keyboard doesn't have to be a grueling experience.

And what I mean by that is it's actually a natural ability that everyone is actually born with.

Once I show you the "hidden patterns" I have found in the keyboard and piano, you will instantly be kicking yourself for not knowing this secret earlier.

It just makes this system super-easy to use. (Seriously, this is so easy it's almost like cheating!)

Here's just a taste of what's you'll accomplish:

How to solo like a piano master (while playing chords) even if you've never even owned a piano
Unlock the key to my extremely rare "secret patterns", making you visually see exactly what notes to play when!
Sit down at ANY piano or keyboard in the world and make up completely original head turning music on the spot!
Learn how to pick out any song within minutes. (I'll give you a hint, this goes far beyond the traditional methods!)
Learn how to play music from any genre imaginable! All with this super easy to learn system.
How to speed-train your fingers to do all the work for you.
An amazingly simple way to get fast results using the rare "dual pattern" technique.
Discover how to instantly train your ear to hear all the different tones of ANY instrument (hint: this is VERY important when learning to "pick out" songs)
Watch as your fingers move lightning fast while you perform the trickiest of piano skills!
Enhance your piano playing skills by 400% in just a couple of days.
Make up music "on the spot". Totally original and professional compositions that will take any onlooker by surprise. (I have to admit that this one method took me by surprise ...but boy does it work!)
How to keep your audiences undivided attention, not matter what obstacles surround you!
Learn the secret patterns that have never been revealed before now. Simply put, you will have an "edge" over any piano player you make contact with!
And that's not nearly all.

You'll discover much more in this rare and straightforward training system.

Click here to place your secure order and get instant access!

And what's really great is that:

You Can Be Absorbing These Amazing Training Techniques In The Next 30 Seconds!

You can order amazing system right now and actually start discovering these Piano Training secrets within 30 seconds... yes, that is right... WITHIN 30 SECONDS you can be mastering the Piano Techniques that'll transform you into the Grand Master of piano.

That's because I've taken the entire system (9 videos in all) and made them so they'll play right over your computer.

Click The "Play" Button For A Sample!



All you do is click the "play" button you'll see below each segment and the video will start playing instantly ...just like the sample above!

What's even better is there's nothing to download or install ...and you don't need any fancy programs to play it.

(but don't worry, I've also included a downloadable version for you 'techie' people out there!)

You can listen even if you're new to computers. It's easy.

And, you can listen as many times as you like ...from any computer in the world!

Notice how SIMPLE and EASY this system is to use! Not only can you fast forward, rewind, and pause your lessons at ANY time, but you can also see EXACTLY what I'm playing because the keys light up ... and I have a special cursor so I can point out important parts of the course.

Absolutely NOTHING like this training course has ever been developed. Not only have I finally "spilled the beans" on my coveted Secret Patterns, but I've even included the most advanced Video System ever created for a piano course ...PERIOD!

Plus You'll Get These Two Limited Bonuses FREE When You Order By Midnight, Wednesday, August 2, 2006




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This Exclusive "Only Here" Video will be staple in your collection. Only here will I expose these hidden techniques that instantly make your songwriting sound like a PRO!

This exclusive video is absolutely SLAMMED FULL with information regarding my hidden techniques of "Secret Patterns" ...and how to use them in song writing!
This is more than simply a must have. This Video alone will have you playing like a pro in no time flat. Imagine the look on your friends faces when they ask "Who made that amazing song!"... :-)

It's impossible to put a price on the information it contains ...but it's yours free when you place your order before midnight, Wednesday, August 02, 2006Monday, January 30, 2006 !





FREE Book Bonus ($47 Value): Read Music Now!
This amazing handbook gives you at-a-glance tips and strategies for reading sheet music of ANY style of music. Another exclusive bonus you simply will not find ANYWHERE else!

You'll discover easy ways to read even the hardest of sheet music. This essential guide officially dispels all the rumors that it's "hard" to read music!
Instantly learn the most successful tactics for understanding notes, structure, and how to play any song you can possibly think of. With this guide you can download THOUSANDS of sheets of music and play anything you could possible desire.

I personally made this book as a much needed reference guide for any true pianist. You can only find it here, and it's yours FREE if you order before the deadline.


Click here to place your secure order and get instant access!

Ordering Is Safe, Easy, And Secure

Like I said earlier, you can place your order right now and be listening to this entire system 30 seconds later.

The way it works is simple and fast.

Just click one of the blue links (like this one: order now) and you'll be taken to my 100% secure order page.

As soon as your order is processed (takes about 30 seconds), you'll be taken to the "Playback Page" where you can instantly watch any of the amazing training segments.

These special video segments reveal the same closely guarded secrets that have transformed hundreds of "Regular Joes" into STUNNING pianist!

And you can return to your special web page any time you like to watch the videos again ...as often as you like, and from any computer in the world!

Click here to order right away and start your training in the Secret Patterns of Piano and Keyboard. You'll be thrilled with how fast, fun , and easy it is to be a master pianist once you learn the right way to do it.

This one hour and 44 minute audio course normally sells for $197.77 in it's offline "physical" format.

But when you get instant access over the Internet, I'm able to offer it to you for only $67.77. That's a savings of over $100.00!

The reason I can offer it at this super low price is because the course is delivered to you over your computer and I don't have to fork over any shipping, storage, or manufacturing costs. So I pass the savings on to you.

Thank about this:

Split over a year, that is ONLY .26 CENTS A DAY.

So for less than HALF the price of a can of Soda a day, you can be playing the keyboard or piano better than 99% of the so called "professionals" out there. (And you won't get a caffeine addiction and a headache :-)

Also, I'm offering it at this low price because this entire "internet sale" is part of a marketing test I'm trying out. Frankly, I plan to raise the price by an extra $50.00 (at least) in the very near future.

But even at a higher price, it'd be a bargain because this system works like crazy!

I know from first hand, personal experience that it does and I'm so confident you'll love it that I'm offering the following guarantee:

This Will Be The Single Most Important Piano Course You've Ever Seen Or Else I'll Give You 100% Of Your Money Back And Still Let You Keep This Entire System For FREE!

You heard me correctly. This amazing teaching program really works. And I stand behind it 100%.

Even though you'll see results on your very first day, I'd like to let you "test drive" the system for a full 60 days.

If you aren't absolutely thrilled with it for any reason (or for no reason at all) just let me know and I'll give you a full refund with no questions asked.

Absolutely NO questions asked!

But the entire system is still yours to keep free forever.

There are no "wiggle clauses", no hidden print, and no funny business.

Either you love it or you get a refund and keep it free. Wouldn't it be great if everything came with this kind of guarantee?

So, click here and get your discounted copy of "Piano By Pattern" right now. You have absolutely no risk...and everything to gain!

You'll be thrilled with "Piano By Pattern" ...and you'll be overjoyed by how much fun it is to have a "secret weapon" of talent at your disposal at ANY time.

Click here and get instant access right now.

I can't wait to see the results after just your first day!

Sincerely,

Albert Edge (Fellow Piano and Keyboard Player)

P.S. You're also getting a special bonus for taking fast action. If you buy today, I will also include (free of charge) "FOUR MORE VIDEO LESSONS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

And these aren't just your "regular" Piano Lesson videos you see around town. No, these rock-hard training videos are 100% exclusive to this site, and are guaranteed to make an instant change to your playing! (But only if you act now, these videos will only be available during this market test).

How to pick out ANY song in the world ... in MINUTES.

The first TRUE course that teaches you to "play by ear"

The "advanced" secret patterns that even my closest friends don't know exist!

How to "Jam" with your friends using the patterns, and come out sounding like a seasoned pro!

The "hush-hush" secret and why you can't live without it! (this one will REALLY surprise you!)

and MUCH, MUCH MORE!

These video's alone are worth more than the price of admission. But today they are yours FREE if you order by midnight ,8/2/2006.

Remember, you get these 4 limited FREE videos along with the 9 videos previously in the Piano By Pattern Course... That's a total of 13 videos in this course!

The Internet Introductory low price of only $67.77 is a part of a market test I'm conducting. These audios sell offline for nearly $198. Once I've completed my market test, I know I'll be doubling the price. So if you're at all interested, you should buy right now. Click here to save over $100.00 now!

P.P.S. Here are three quick reasons why this is the right choice for you:

ONE: You simply won't find this course ANYWHERE else. I'm the only one who has made a course about these hidden secret patterns and this is absolutely the only place I've released it. This is simply the most effective piano and keyboard teaching system ever available!

TWO: In the past few weeks alone, I've received hundreds of emails (and counting) from people begging to get a "seat" at this amazing Video Course. People JUST like you.

THREE: I'm the only person in the Piano Teaching Industry that'll let you keep his entire learning system FREE if it doesn't work for you!

It doesn't get any more "risk free" than this :-)

I promise you'll be thrilled with your decision to go forward with this ...and your friends and family will thank you for it. Imagine how much fun it will be next time you spot a piano in a room. You'll absolutely be giddy at the thought of making heads turn left and right!

No more coming home with nothing to do but watch ANOTHER rerun of reality TV. No more standing around the office party attempting to make MORE small talk. No more constant struggles to learn piano the old fashioned (and uneventful!) way.

This is your ticket to learning advanced piano on the 'fast track'. You have absolutely nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

Click here and try my system today. You'll be glad you did. And remember, if you don't absolutely love it, you can get a full refund and keep everything for free.
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#170133 - 08/02/06 09:45 AM Re: Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
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Registered: 09/16/02
Posts: 1704
Loc: Toronto
Sounds a lot like:
Scott the Piano Guy Houston and http://www.playpianonow.com/.
They teach how to play chords with the left hand, this is a no brainer for me, coming from an organ and now arranger background, but that is NOT how a piano is played, IMO.
Just wondering if anyone has looked into/bought this course.
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#170134 - 08/02/06 09:55 AM Re: Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
DonM Offline
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Registered: 06/25/99
Posts: 16735
Loc: Benton, LA, USA
I was actually thinking about taking a piano job at a casino last year and I bought Scott the Piano Guy's course. It actually was very good. I already knew a lot of it, but it interesting information concerning what to do with the left hand.
I decided it would take too long to become proficient, and the arthritis in my right wrist would never stand up to the heavy weight of a real piano, so I didn't pursue it and declined the job.
I feel the course was worth the money though. I don't recall the cost but it wasn't much.
DonM
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#170135 - 08/02/06 11:43 AM Re: Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
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Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 4912
Loc: West Palm Beach, FL 33417
Any one who can whistle or hum a tune can find the melody on the piano/keyboard. After a while it gets easy. Not so for the harmony – the left hand, that must be learned and understood.

There are many professionals who can do a three hour job with out reading a note of music. They know all about chord progressions, the different keys and the relationship of chords to those keys. I taught this course to groups in a piano and organ store. They are asked to play the same song in different keys. They learn the family of chords in each key.

Does it work? Yes it does. If they work the course they were able, at a beginners level, play a song in a short time. The left and right hands are used in a simple manner on both piano and a keyboard. It’s only the first step in learning the instrument. From this point they can begin to learn piano or keyboard, the skills needed on each instrument being different.

There are many musicians who must have music in front of them or they can not play a note of music, they would be blessed by this type of a course.

As far as the add goes. I did not open it – not comfortable, I feel they wanted more than just a name and an e-mail address.

IMHO, John C.

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#170136 - 08/02/06 10:25 PM Re: Learn to play the keyboard now! Revolutionary website shows you how
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Registered: 12/14/05
Posts: 236
Loc: birmingham,england
thats got to be the longest sales pitch in history ! that alone makes me suspicious about the quite outlandish claims that are being made.If it takes that much to communicate the benefit of the lessons then exactly how long will it take to learn the techniques ????????
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