Like the ones on other post I've read. I want to make a list that will be of much benefit to me.

1. The drummer started in the wrong key!
2. Where did I put the instructions?
3. I need to practice that one.
4. That's funny, it worked last night!
etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

Got my nose fixed and now my mouth won't work right.

It's not a wrong note ... I play jazzzzzz.

"Sometimes during the course of the evening, you may think you hear me make a mistake. That's done on purpose, because some people are always looking for something wrong, and my job is to try to please everyone, so I will throw in an intentional mistake now and then."

If you accidently start a song with too fast a tempo--"well that was the rock 'n roll version, here's how most people play it".

DonM

I just washed my hands and can't do a thing with them.
Eddie

Who? Me?

Peter

Excuse me............but it really was my synth that made that noise!

Okay then, now I'll try it with my gloves off.

On guitar tuning: It's close enough for jazz.

"I've had numerous requests, but I'm going
to keep playing anyway."

"If anyone would like me to play a request,
please bring up the tape or CD."

[This message has been edited by Vquestor (edited 04-07-2003).]

Whoops, that's not my fault. My wife is the decision-maker.

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