Subject: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED



* 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees

and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at
the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Happy Holidays.......TR

making fun of the sick is not funny .....look what just happened in the Omaha mall shooting ....just terrible.

Anorexic - I'll be homely for Christmas

Thanx Tony. good stuff Have a nice holiday season and enjoy the weather it's cold and snowy here in Central NY.

Tony,

Thanks for these....I have a gig this weekend for a Hospital. They asked us to play Crazy by Knarles Barcley, I want to be Sedated by the Ramones, Love Potion #9, etc. I'll use these for in-between song banter!!!

Happy Holidays
Regards,
Al

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Al Giordano
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Donny,
Come on lighten up. It's all in fun. No one is making fun of the sick just, the conditions themselves.

Tom

Tom...Thanks but Donny has the right to say and feel the way he does....this is an open forum and his opinion is just as important to him as yours or mine are to us, thanks for the thought.
TR

I guess, though, that that would also give us the right to chide him (he's chiding US, after all) for over-reacting, too, shouldn't it?

Humor is just the way that we come to grips with a world where monsters like these diseases stalk us all. If we can't laugh at them (remember, at least here, we are laughing at the diseases, not the afflicted), we should be cowering in terror...

I have an Autistic son who I love dearly...so dont tell me about what I can or cannot say.....the sickness,conditions & ailments you joke about are bad enough with out the added humor.....maybe if someone in your family or maybe a friend, or a loved one is ever sick you think twice about teasing ...it simply isn't funny.

No-one is telling you what you can and can't say, Donny. It's YOU telling US what we should, and shouldn't find funny...

The next joke you tell, take a listen and see if someone, or something is the butt of it, and then imagine a world where every time you told it, someone scolded you for offending them. Pretty reactionary world, wouldn't it be...?

No-one is making fun of your son. We are making light of horrors that stalk us all. That is what much humor is. And, if you are honest enough about it, you'll admit you do the same thing many times a day (making jokes at SOMETHING'S expense). Probably a quick 'search' through the archives for your name and 'joke' will bring me a stack of your posts with jokes that SOMEONE, somewhere could go 'that's not funny, man...'

Didn't stop you posting it. It was funny. If I make a joke about YOUR autistic son, you've got every right to be offended. Until then, though...

LIGHTEN UP....!