Thought that would get your attention!

Just in case you aren't ALREADY rolling in the aisle reading some of the threads here, copy the URL of any web page (try one of our threads, if you like) and post it into the URL box at the bottom of this page: http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl and hit return...

Then laugh your ass off!

Diki, try that.... http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

with any URL that has text, try a thread with a lot of your posts so you know exactly what is going on
select "Redneck" , click "Dialectize!" and try not to fall off the chair laughing.