It only works on college chicks, cassp...
Older women, when you open your wallet to get your pick, they are scoping out your American Express Platinum card, and the wad of cash in there
Next lesson is, how to back up the guitarist well enough on keyboards so HE can get laid (but can't get a gig without you)...
Then, later in life, HE'S broke and horny, but YOU have the Platinum Card and the MILF's...