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#319741 - 03/21/11 05:00 AM OT:Texting for Seniors
kbrkr Offline
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Registered: 11/19/02
Posts: 2866
Loc: Tampa, FL
ATD - At the Doctors
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See you at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving while incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot where I was
FYI - Found your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's on
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor laughing...Can't get UP!
TTYL - Talk to you louder
WAITT - Who am I talking to?
WTFA - Wet the furniture again
WTP - Wheres the prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels need oil.
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#319747 - 03/21/11 06:20 AM Re: OT:Texting for Seniors [Re: kbrkr]
Riceroni9 Offline
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Registered: 11/15/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: TX, USA
More truth than poetry there... boy, am I dreading that awful day when they drag me, kicking and screaming into the front door of a nursing home. Can you imagine a life where you can't jump in the car and drive the grandkids to Micky D's?

Thanks for posting. Funny to the max.

Dave Rice

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#319748 - 03/21/11 06:46 AM Re: OT:Texting for Seniors [Re: kbrkr]
ianmcnll Offline
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Registered: 07/27/05
Posts: 10606
Loc: Cape Breton Island, Canada
Brilliant Al!
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#319749 - 03/21/11 06:47 AM Re: OT:Texting for Seniors [Re: kbrkr]
Jerry T Offline
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Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 1002
Loc: Phila. 'burbs, Pa. USA
That's too funny ... and too close. A classmate, now retired in Fla. posts photos on face book and signs them from 'God's Waiting Room'
Ciao,
Jerry

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#319751 - 03/21/11 06:52 AM Re: OT:Texting for Seniors [Re: kbrkr]
Bill in Dayton Offline
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Registered: 08/23/04
Posts: 2207
Loc: Dayton, OH USA
Great!
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#319782 - 03/21/11 12:25 PM Re: OT:Texting for Seniors [Re: Bill in Dayton]
captain Russ Online   content
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 7305
Loc: Lexington, Ky, USA
A good example of why I look for your posts!


GOOD STUFF!

R.

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